Expertise

Jack was a jack of all trades
And a master of none
But with some expertise in beanstalks
Provided there was plenty of sun.
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Disappointment is also a constant. Siobhan was sick and tired of people not having the expertise they claimed in their CVs. #130story

Her beloved guided the car down spring-lush country roads with natural ease. Expertly into bursting life, leaving sick-beds and dead-ends behind. Seven nights of bliss before them, an ocean of sighs. #130story

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Councillor Brown was an expert
Wasn't modest
Not one bit
Claimed expertise in everything
Though judge wasn't impressed
Hence the heavy sentencing

Expertise? What? Me?
Hmm, I'm not sure I agree
So many wayward years
So many novice's tears
Expertise? What? Me?
I'm sure I would disagree
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Bouncing on the trampoline
John showed his expertise
But he only managed second place
After a spring roll from the Chinese.
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Expertise? What? Me?
Hmm, I'm not sure I agree
So many wayward years
So many novice's tears
Expertise? What? M?
I'm sure I would disagree
#130story

How do you become an expert on Eurovision? Cos public don't agree with experts. Hand back your certification. #130story