Compliance

Siobhan's newly-bought bag is well within 56x45x25. How come the guy next to her has 2 bags, a backpack and a travel guitar? #130story

Dear manufacturer,
My washing machine has a life of its own
It really isn’t reliant
Dear sir,
As the advert says
Our machines are non compliant
#130story

#130story

Safety compliance office
At Serengeti Adventures
My job was through
When two clients
Wandered off
Chuck and Marge
One day tourists
Next, mostly lion poo