Armed

Some charity shops won’t sell cutlery
Under the dangerous weapons act
I’m waiting till there’s an amnesty
So I can make a pact
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Armed and dangerous https://t.co/GceVvhgpkP

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She scowled at the shards of broken plate, addressing his back as he bent with the brush. “You know I think you’d be less dangerous if you were armed.”

Armed with the disappointment of Tim getting her name wrong, Siobhan considered her next move. Stay? Leave? Violence? #130story

2nd ammendment is all fair & good in theory. But what if you don't have any biological arms to hold the items of mass murder? #130story

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I knew a many armed alien
Called himself Andy
I asked
Why so many arms
He replied with question
Why so few
An example of interstellar
Limb evaluation

Armed to the teeth with tools and fixings. Car is packed to the gunwales with household goods and soft furnishings. Helping my daughter move in. #130story

Armed to her teeth
Her heart filled with belief
Her visa rejected
Much to her target's relief
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