Graphic

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Hello I'm Nick
Your careers advisor
Here is a graphic
Of a stick
Here you are
At school
Look right up here
On this stick
Take your pick
Now pick a career

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In the future
TV presenters will be CGI's
Instead of Piers Morgan
You will have a graphic
Probably little difference
Especially if it's called Dick

IRL, my language is
positively seraphic.

But (now and then) in traffic,
it can become quite graphic.

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Siobhan dreamt about Tim. It started as a PG but quickly became a 12, a 15 then an 18 when [graphic scenes removed]. #130story

Graphic scenes of violence
Thus a watershed was created
On our geography field trip
Watersheds were debated
No violence in that Welsh valley
Where RAF jets flew overhead
Thank you, brave pilots
I now remember the watershed
#AideMemoir
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