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My dog walking business is 11yr old TODAY. 11yrs picking up others people's dog poo. Beats laboratory work hands down. #130story

Caught younger son using older son's towel to dry his car. The accused shrugged. 'So? He's not here is he? There may be trouble ahead...' #130story

The older you get the less friends you have, ‘‘tis true!
The first column my father used to read in the local paper was the obituaries, just to check who he’d outlasted

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“How old are you?” she growled.
“N-n-nineteen” stammered the assistant.
“And do you harbour ambitions to get any older?” she smiled, saltily.

The older folder contains the facts
But opening it will be like walking on tacks
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Don't act your age
Let it be as you get older
Be who you are, were, will be
At every point in your life
Past, present and future
Vision getting ever bolder

Older” by PaulPJB, 11 Jun 18

As Aoife got older, she wore her years well. Tim said to Siobhan, "I thought I was meeting your mam, not your big sister." #130story