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Seized

(6 stories)

#130story

Was not best pleased
To have been seized
Advanced Alien species
They needed help
I looked the right type
Spaceship toilet
Over flowing
Took a look
Just a blocked up pipe

Postive folk say
Seize the day
Negative folk say
Not me, go away

With the day seized
The exam was breezed
But after the walk home
His knees had seized

#LessonOfTheDay
Sitting down for 3 hours in an exam is bad for the joints

#130story

Siobhan seized the day. She held out her hand, in her palm, a key. She turned to Tim, 'Do you want to move in with me?' #130story

As they entered the department store, she seized his little hand to ensure he was safe. Last time they were there, her four year old thought it fun to hide under the racks of clothes and cause his mother minutes (that felt like hours)of blind panic and fear. #130story

4 hrs watching Dr Who without a break. Nature calls. Unfortunately my back has seized. Anyone got a mop? #130story

John had trouble with his sinuses
For which he really wasn’t pleased
He made himself an appointment
“Doc, I think my nose has seized”
#130story
Poor John