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Players

(3 stories)

John was a keen player of solitaire
But he could never understand
He wanted to play mixed doubles
But no one shook his hand
#130story

Players Navy Cut
A fag of the olden days
They were disgusting
And produced an acrid haze

#130story

The players are having a day away from football. There is no World Cup on the TV and I'll have to watch Gardner's World instead. I wonder what time it kicks off. #130story