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Ordinary

(5 stories)

I wish I was ordinary. I hate being so beautiful and smart. Other blokes are so jealous... Daydream over, back to reality #130story

It's an ordinary day
With an extraordinary eve before
Why the ****
Did Croatia go and score?
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What was once rare is now an ordinary day for this dog walker? Heat has made my gonads melt. I'm walking like I got off a horse #130story

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Why so liked personally
Winning smile and waistcoat
What is the reason
What is the story
Could the reason be
Gareth Southgate
Is refreshingly ordinary

How could they judge him
And say he was an ordinary man
Was it the way he ate his scones
Cream first and then the jam
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