Lowest

#130story

I was one of the lowest kind of people
A record breaking champion at limbo
Till accused of illegal bum wriggling
Bum rap by another of lowest of the low

Amateur Limbo Competition
"How low can you go?"
"I'm a dwarf. Lower than you without trying" #130story

Before parting Luke spoke in his lowest tones.
"Were you on Strictly?"
"No, but I may have been an extra at the 2014 World Cup".
#130story