Tables

Janet asked John to recite his tables
He felt confident and so he began
Ercol, Priory, Waring and Gillow
And ending with G Plan.
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PoorJohn

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Waited on tables
A nudist camp
Very carefully
Dropped a clanger
Dangled in cup of tea
Got the sack
More victim I say
Isn't that a burning irony

There were no tables in the stables
So the horse ate off the floor
If the horse called mable were able
She would eat off the floor no more
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