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Advances

(7 stories)

DIY advances
Well, more of a standstill
Paint drying so slowly
So, look for holes to fill
Or maybe I'll have a coffee
While I have time to kill
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Time is linier
Advances Into unknown
So if someone boasts
They know what was
And what will be
Imagine debagging
The idiot
His head down the thrown

‘How was it with Rick then, Sandra?’
‘Just awful, Tom. He made more advances than Wonga!’
‘I thought you were immune to his charms.’
‘Me too but after a few drinks his charms went out of the window.’
Homely had never looked more attractive.
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She was tired of his unimaginative advances.... flowers, dinner, cinema ... “yawn”. She dreamt of a special mix tape, letters on handmade paper and maple syrup to go with her favourite pancakes #130story

Genetic advances meant clones were ready, but with vital organs intact Luke's pre arranged accident was a success for all.
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Bill asked for an advance on his wages. Bill said no. Bill was upset. Self employment sometimes sucks. #130story

John vowed to be more sensible
Janet said he’d made lots of advances
She hoped he wouldntt ask for her hand
Janet really didn’t fancy his chances.
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Poor John!