Toilet

After Ma's homemade vindaloo. Billy didn't need to call a plumber, he called a paramedic with ice packs.
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His mum always told him “Say what you mean, mean what you say.” So he did.
Oh well, that’s that career down the toilet.

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Tommy went to University
Lock jammed in dorm toilet
No-one heard him cry out
Ten days in solitary
What did he do in there
He was very circumspect

In the year 2098 toilets were no more. Extinct. Waste was autoteleported to the farmers field from the bowels of humans. #130story

Billy once tried vinegar as a non chemical neutraliser for loo smells. He felt guilty craving fish & chips sat on the toilet. #130story

My Nan’s dressing table contained
‘Silver’ backed hairbrushes
A pot of hairpins
A small bottle of toilet water
A stick of solid cologne
Wrapped around by a three piece mirror
That told a story of the years.
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Through layers of history
What had they dug up?
Wrapped like a mummy
In toilet paper, a pup!
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He was a gentleman of some renown
He was well to do and Dapper
But it isn’t true .................
he didn’t invent the loo
The one and only Thomas Crapper
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His life hadn't been his own since a small child, even now hidden cameras followed Luke being wheeled into the hospital toilet.
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