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Deaths

(6 stories)

A text not written. The book unread. A meal uncooked. The promise undelivered. All of the suddenly unfinished things. #130story

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Barney Bluntly-Muntly
Tired of deaths and war
Set off across Dartmoor
All they found of Barney
His half eaten lower jaw
So much for
Jaw jaw, not, war war

Whilst many thought it morbid, she used to enjoy a leisurely walk through the graveyard of the local church. She would examine the ivy and bindweed decorated headstones, telling of births, lives and deaths. She pondered her own obituary. #130story

'Titanic is my favourite film Tom. I can't imagine what it must have been like in the dark and cold. Do you know how many deaths there were?'
'No Sandra, but I do know the ship was carrying 3000 pounds of garlic bread.'
'What? You're always thinking about your stomach!'
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Final breaths
Final deaths
The immortal will cry
The immortal will die
Tis the end of days
Or so the oracle says
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Death and taxes are inevitable. Unless your name is Donald Trump. Satire #130story