Doctor

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Doctor doctor my heart is broken
She looked mightily unimpressed
Telling me to get back dressed
That I should pick a better time
She carried on with her shopping
I rejoined the delicatessen line

Doctor, doctor
So, started the joke
But then on a peanut
He began to choke

999, someone rang
Doctor, doctor, please come quick
No, turn him upside and slap him
And make sure you're quick

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'Have you made an appointment with the doctor?'
'It's man flu Sandra, there's nothing they can do.'
'I guess we'll both have to suffer then Tom!'
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