Stronger

Popeye ate spinach to make him stronger. Billy tried it. Made him sick. So weak in fact its his now his kryptonite #130story

#130story

Are you seven stone weakling
You won't be for much longer
Feel physically undeserving
I alone can make you stronger Apply for Boris Body Course
Won't be too tough or hard
You'll turn out magnificent
Eighteen stone body of lard

When asked if this was strong enough
It made me reply with a stammer
My f friend if if you get fed up with it
You could use it for a hammer.
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