Operating

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SOE's Bertie 'Bunty' Smyth
Operating as unique spy
A Hitler impersonator
Likeness beyond compare
Till a Berlin beer keller
On his first night there
In plummy English
Asked for a pint
Of light and bitter

'What's the matter with you these days Tom, you forget everything?'
'I don't know. Perhaps my hard disc has parked?'
'A quick kick up the backside might reboot your operating system.'
'Sandra, I never knew you were so technical!'
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Operating 24 hours a day
No sweat for a nurse to wipe away
Never a mistake, never a delay
The ulitimate surgeon people say

Alice was an android & in 2332
She found herself with nothing to do
She took up medicine & tackled the queue
Curing everyting from cancer to flu
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