Introduced

#130story

There they sat
Both jolly and fat
Night introduced
To her parents
All he said was
Ho ho ho ho
She rolled her eyes
Going no no no
That was that
My relationship
With Sally Claus
They wouldn't have
Not even a pause
A definite no go

#130story I was introduced to the friendship club by a 'friend of a friend' whom, it turned out, was already a friend. You couldn't make it up! Even though I just made it up.