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Tommy was
A nasty little bleeder
He was certainly no reader
He actually ate snails
And puppy dog tails
Santa wanted to improve
That hopeless juvenile
So that Christmas
Left him a thesaurus
Tommy took one look
Then ate the whole book
With hot chilli sauce
Of course
#130story Reg 'fast eyes' Richardson won British Rail's 'Reading Over the Shoulder of the Person Seated Next To You' award for the third year running, receiving a black eye and fat lip in the process.
Well hello to the reader
I do this just for fun
It exercises the grey cell
I have to the tune of one
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