Attempts

Attempting to make small talk
Over cake and a cup of tea
How will it end?
You'll have to wait and see

I attempted to get out of decorating but became dogsbody instead. Not fair. Huff. #130story

John wanted to do a parachute jump
but he failed at his first attempt
when he turned up with a pillowcase
He was told he was exempt.
#130story
Poor John

#130story

Santa got stuck up the chimney
To get out he did strain
People pushed and pushed
People pulled and pulled
Poor fat lad in terrible pain
So they used high pressure pump
Out of chimney out shot the lump
From that fateful day onwards
Santa has walked like John Wayne