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Sections

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It came in sections
Not two but three
Now, it's 8ft tall
A towering Christmas tree
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#130story Confused by her midwife's overuse of medical terminology, Julie sawed her see-saw into sections.

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Santa has a new sleigh every year
Every year it comes in segments
Santa puts it together himself
Maybe a hand from a passing elf
This year Santa was a bit creaky
Till Mrs Claus gave him one
Of her extra special treatments