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Occurred

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It just occurred to me!

It’s a year since I gave up smoking
And I never thought I’d succeed
After twelve months of torture
I finally gave up the weed
#130story
#tobacco

#130story

Lapland was at peace
A benevolant boss
No-one was that bothered
Then something occured
An elf got ambitious
Eric the Elf just let go
Santa passed it; a dead loss
Everyone was was aghast
A universal no, no, no, no
Now reindeer pooper scooper
Ambitions gone at a toss