Put

She had put her faith in the homicide detectives. Now she put the old newspaper clipping back in an old valet, which she locked with a rusty gold key. #130story

#130story

They wanted a daughter
But got a son by chance
They decided to call him Put
He was Put here
He as Put there
He was Put anywhere
Put left home soon as he could
Now if anyone tells Put what to do
They get full force of Put's foot

John wanted to be a golfer
So he joined the local clubs
He bought himself plus fours
And duly paid his subs

He bought the ‘standard’ golf clubs
And headed for the eighteenth hut
Poor John he was left handed
He now plays Pitch and Put
#130story