Poured

'I've poured some tea for your friends.'
'In builder's mugs Tom? They're my guests!'
'Sorry Sandra, do you want me to put them on doilies?'
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He’d spent to much time on twitter
He’d run the battery to two percent
He poured another coffee
Convinced it was time well spent
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He poured out his heart
To all and sundry
All week long till Sunday
Yet short shrift the reply
"Heard it before Solomon Grundy".
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The vicar made his usual weekly visit
Lounge all set for a West End farce
A fat man ran across the room naked
Followed by Anne's daughter, Chastity
Bobbly wobbly with a very bare arse
Anne calmly poured vicar some more tea
Asking him if the nice weather would last