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Grants

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‘Is that an old lamp?’
‘The man said it contains a genii which grants three wishes.’
‘Really Tom? Did you get some magic beans as well?’
‘Now Sandra, how stupid do you think I am. I wonder what to ask for?’
‘Beer, pies and sport!’
‘Hmm, I wonder if kitchen roll works.’
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Grant's bursary to nursery
Painting yellows and purplery
Earns scholarship at Walberswick
But no schooner there
Ends up Seasickery
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