Days

'How many days until the election Tom?'
'Which one Sandra?'
'There's more than one?
'Local, mayoral, European and possible general.'
'What!!!'
'You're starting to sound like Brenda from Bristol.'
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Betty micro manages Dave daily. She even gets out of the car at petrol stations and watches him fill up. But never offers to pay #130story

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Tony was incredibly vain
He was living his salad days
His reflection brought him tears
A face like a beetroot
A nose like a tomato
Those lovely cauliflowers ears
He was a walking Adonis
So he himself thought
After consuming copious beers