(3 stories)
Oliver Cromwell would shout no no no
Would not countenance eating potato
Thought encouraged sinful vices
Charging immoderate senses
Charles Second had them by the ton
And he was a very naughty one
Now seems potato is everywhere
Wouldn't mind, except I seem to get none
#130STORY
Write about potatoes. Can't think, brain mashed, nothing to chip at. Thoughts are crisp but useless. Yeah. Half baked ideas #130story
‘Someone’s dug up my potatoes Sandra.’
‘That’ll be next door’s dog Kevin.’
‘A dog called Kevin?’
‘I know Tom, he’s a chocolate lab puppy.’
‘I didn’t know labradors liked to dig.’
‘I didn’t know they liked potatoes!’
#130story