Merger

Mergers can be good or bad. Noone can predict the true outcome. I'd like to thank the inventor of Spotted Dick and Custard #130story

#130story

I met a girl called Gerty
Who I thought was a bit naughty
She said how about a merger
How could I refuse such a request
Then she screamed and shouted
It was about only business
I pulled my trousers up
Then she giggled
Then she cruely pointed
Is that the best I had