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Sidebar

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We journeyed to that there London
To deliver findings to Royal Society
There it was quaffing at a sidebar
"Phwaa. Banana. Farage. Jeremy Corbyn."
It was The Beast of Bodmin Moor
It was on the loose on the populace
The populace of that there London

‘What’s a sidebar Tom?’
‘I’ve no idea Sandra. A pub in your lounge?’
‘No, I don’t think so.’
‘Something like a handlebar or a practice place for pole vaulters?’
‘No, that doesn’t make sense either.’
‘OK Google, what is a sidebar?’
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"Sidebar Judge?"
"No, but I have one in my Chambers"

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