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Theft

(3 stories)

‘Why are you taking my new car?’
‘All property is theft, Sandra, I thought it was ours.’
‘When did you become a closet anarchist Tom?’
‘But there’s a principle at stake Sandra.’
‘What, envy?’
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Stealing from the poor to feed the rich. Good old Western culture. Bring back Robin Hood
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Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee
Denied any role in any larceny
That there Queen of Hearts
She ate her own jam tarts
Little, pah, Jack Horner
He's just a big fat hoarder
Tweedle Dee Blamed Dum
Tweedle Dum Blamed Dee
But neither gave away
Their illegal moonshine distillery

Theft” by PaulPJB, 4 Aug 19