Army

‘The second test starts today!’
‘Great Tom, does that mean I lose you for the next few days?’
‘Sure does, got to go along with the Barmy Army.’
‘More like the Sofa Loafer.’
‘Have you seen the remote Sandra?’
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Greek army had been landed
To attack unsuspecting Troy
Their hero was not there
That first marching day
Where's Achilles, every Greek did say
He'd had enough of killing
Wanted to stay far behind
To play in the sun and sand
Shed his clothes and dance the day away