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Struggled

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I got a pair of speedos
Into them I did struggle
Until things did snuggle
Then I ventured down to the beach
Finding a spot on the sand as a niche
People walked past glancing over
Obviously checking me up admiringly
Mumbling; "I think I can see his percy"

‘Can you get the top off this for me Tom?’
‘You need to use my lever method, grab the lid tightly,’
‘I’ve always struggled with these.’
‘Stick your elbows out and… Ooh, this one’s on tight Sandra.’
‘Give it here, I’ll have another go!’
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