(2 stories)
‘Tom, you’ve managed to fold a fitted sheet!’
‘Only under your expert tutoring and guidance.’
‘Well, it’s only taken 30 years of dedication!’
‘Patience Sandra, such mastery doesn’t come overnight.’
‘We can move on to straightening the duvet next.’
#130story
#130story
I asked a pirate for career guidance
His best ever job was a holiday camp; err matey
I asked Mr Pirate what he did there
He sat in front of a microphone; me hearty
I asked him if that was all he did there
Every morning he would go wakey, wakey, wakey
Me hearties