Complete

Complete the following.
Boris Johnson is a.....
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Interviewee given a seat
Given a form to complete
Then there was a rush
There was a mighty roar
Back wall became a floor
He was hurtling into space
Poor Tommy Bumbledick
Had fallen for a nasty trick
He's still up there in orbit
UK's one way trip spaceship

'There's nothing like the feeling you get when you complete a job well done.'
'But I'm the one whose laid the carpet tiles Sandra!'
'Yes Tom, it was a team effort, you laid them while I told you what to do.'
'Is that me done then?
'Let me just check...'
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