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Requested

(2 stories)

I request more time to do the #130story challenge today. With 25mins to spare and walking outdoors with dogs. I realise I can't multitask

#130story

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A selfish impatient old git was he
He requested a pipe
He asked for a drum
He shouted and shouted impatiently
Bring on dancing girls
Then wanted a fiddle
No time was to waste
Why his trousers always smelt of pee