Nicholas

Nicholas Nicholas-Nicholas
Proof riches have no class
Nicholas Nicholas-Nicholas
Was the richest man around
Nothing was morally unsound
Nicholas Nicholas-Nicholas
Half-man half-arse
Nicholas Nicholas-Nicholas
Wasn't cash or gold bullion
Owned last toilet roll in town

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After a sainthood and tsardom everything else seemed like a comedown, and now for a nickel Nicholas be...

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Someone stole my wifes underwear from the washing line. Shes now knicker less (Nicholas spoken in Geordie)
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Howay. Cmon. I demand a recount.