Allen

There are three Alan’s live in my lane
Allen the egg Allan the barn and Alan the bungalow
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'Allen says that we could be stuck in for weeks.'
'Allen or Alan?'
'Allen.'
'Who's Allen Tom?'
'Just some guy on Twitter.'
'Have you ever met him?'
'Only through the wonders of social media Sandra.'
'Then why do you care what he says?'
'I was only making conversation.'
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Greatest gunslinger ever was a Geordie
From Gateshead he was called Allen Key
Ruled the West for five years or more
Clean fights and bodies by the score
Shot from behind by chinless Jeremy
Now buried at rest in Boothill Cemetery

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