Farms

One day on a day not like this
You must go see the charms
Of Haggis farms of Abernethy
There the haggis play
Oblivious to the day
Just a side dish to a whiskey
Second place to a dram
Isn't that terribly glam
Still when sun is shining
Little haggis go and make hay

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I’ve heard some funny questions
But this one’s been boxed and sealed
“Why do farmers always put their gates
In the muddiest part of the field?”
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