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Automatic

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When John ran into the WI
He was really in a panic
“Farmer Toms bullocks have just slipped out”

Driving became erratic
It’d happened automatic
Tied a leg behind his back
Then it rode up his ...
Silly Billy’s made of elastic

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Remember the ultimate Eighties band
They were called The Automatic
White jeans and sleeveless vests
Their songs were made out of plastic
Had a big hit on MTV and in Germany
I'd tell you what it was but I've forgot it

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