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Woman

(2 stories)

"Bill, tell me 3 film titles that remind you of me"

"Little Woman,
Fight Club, and Easy Rider"

"You pinpricked waste of skin"

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‘Who’s that woman going in next door?’
‘I think she’s Susan’s replacement.’
‘Well Jim didn’t let the grass grow Sandra.’
‘Apart from the real grass.’
‘Ha ha, I hope they’re keeping their social distance!’
‘Do you want me to report them Tom?’
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