Adopt

‘Daytime TV is something else.’
‘Get used to it Tom, this is your life for the next few weeks.’
‘The adverts are all charity, funeral plans and adopt a donkey, Sandra.’
‘We must be in their demographic.’
‘You could be broke between one programme and the next!’
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Barry has adopted the status of a hobo during this pandemic.
No shaving, hair cutting and minimal changing of clothes. His wife refuses to cook him food unless he showers daily. He's lost 1.6 stone so far
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