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Pending

(2 stories)

Life is for living to the full
It's not some matter pending
Tomorrow is for tomorrow
What will follow will follow
So if trousers go and split
Just carry on and forget it
Why bother with any mending

#130story

Had to revamp my garden bench
It’s now a one and a half chair
Or is it a polite way of saying
It fits the larger derrière
Patent (pending)
#130story https://t.co/BqLSNwV44l