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Spoken

(2 stories)

There was a very strange man called Ben
Who came from a place let us call Devon
Scones disgustingly put cream before jam
A sin of which should never ever be spoken
Awful secret that should have stayed unopened
That's Ben the Scone destroyer of Topsham

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'Our great leader has spoken, we can visit our grandchild tomorrow.'
'Only if the grandparent lives on their own Sandra.'
'Well that can soon be arranged Tom!'
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