Moderation

Sammy Fuckimi was a great champion
Greatest hot dog eater in all of Japan
Nothing in any moderation he would say
Stuff em in after each one was the way
Then that day all went terribly wrong
Probably cause of added fried onion
The day Sammy made all of Japan pong

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'Is that Derek?'
'Neighbourhood watch Derek? Where Sharon?'
'Look, he's coming over to talk to us.'
'Whatever you do don't mention Holland and Barrett.'
'Don't worry I have some restraint Tom!'
'Yes, I forgot you are a model of moderation.'
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