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Brush, paint, newspaper, dust sheets, that should be enough.
Sound like you're tapping into your creative side?
I'm just painting the garage floor, Tom.
Ah, OK.
Mind you don't step on it until its dry.
Would I see your creative side then Sharon?
You bet!
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Write something.
It doesn’t work like that.
You claim to be so clever-
Stop. Give me a second.
You’re not talented at all, are you?
Shut up, brain. I can’t be #creative on command. I need inspiration.
We need to eat, sleep, drink. Inspired?
“Sleepy wet burger...”
Oy
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Barry Boothbott had a very very filthy gob
Would make everyone around stare agog
Every sentence would be incredibly creative
That vicar could pile on expletive on expletive
Did make for such an unforgettable sermon
That Barry Boothbott the foul mouthed clergyman
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