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Interest

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The interest I'm getting on these savings is abysmal.
I know Tom, you might as well put it under the mattress.
I wouldn't be able to sleep then.
But you don't sleep well anyway.
Because I'm worrying about the low interest rate Sharon!
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I would like to thank you for your interest
I hope bidding for this object will not rest
See this figure here has taken some beating
About six foot tall and strangely tangerine
It might ugly and way past its putrid best
But an interesting coat stand for any guests

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