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Vessels

(2 stories)

'What are you doing?'
'Looking for somes vessels for the yorkshire pudding mix.'
'Vessels Tom? What's wrong with a bowl?'
'I couldn't think of the word Sharon.'
'Blimey, that Nytol is strong stuff!'
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Name was mad Captain Black
He commanded pirate vessels
Had a pretty glittery eye patch
Lipstick with hair in tressels
Walked like chewing a sweet
Lived on scrumpy and pretzels
That's the pirate Captain Black
Sailed around on pirate vesssls

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