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'Do you know who this guy Spam is?'
'A guy?'
'Yes, he mails me all sorts of interesting offers every day. He even has his own folder.'
'Are you sure it’s a guy?'
'Could be a woman Sharon, perhaps I can check.'
'You do that Tom, it will keep you out of mischief.'
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Amazing idea about to come to be
Big Dave's big plan to be an escapee
Mails himselfs out of his doing stir
Post himself in a big envelope like a letter
He cajoled every stamp in that Prison
No post code so it was no distribution
No posting just put in a giant shredder
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