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Fruits

(2 stories)

She was Queen of Hull's greengrocers
Provider of the Earth's edible growers
Wanted a tuba she'd make you so glad
Item from orchard she was your bag
Also one of the Hull's greatest arousers
Out with her like fruits down your trousers

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'We've got a lot of apples coming on the tree this year.'
'That's odd Tom, we had none last year.'
'It must be the literal fruits of my labour.'
'You cut the grass!'
'Perhaps it let's more light in Sharon?'
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