Official

'That's the worst game of football I have ever seen!'
'Even as a Newcastle fan Tom?'
'Afraid so Sharon. and I've seen some howlers.'
'Good job you didn't pay to see it then.'
'You're right, better to be the 5th official for that one!'
#130story

Act of Parliament was all it took
Now written down in great big book
It was now to be officially official
We would all now be like Boris Pfeffal
To sport a new look based on his look
We are all to dress up as a scary clown
We are new British and now very special

Hello

#130story