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Awkward

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I popped into the Lord Nelson and saw Derek.
Neighbourhood watch Derek?
Yes Sharon, he was sitting Lisa!
Holland and Barrett Lisa? I bet that was awkward.
For them or me?
Well, not for them, they’re clearly out in the open.
I hid behind a parasol.
The pole hid you Tom?
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